Points of Interest

Amar: " I am very happy to tell you that i have been liberated. So is that point three in our system?"

Prem: "That is very arrogant! Only Master can know where you are. Who told you that you were at point three?"

Amar: Well this morning, my wife said, "Honey you are beyond the point of return! Only Master can deal with you.".  My wife is usually always right.

Car Trouble

Amar: "Prem, Driving so recklessly and carelessly on the highway is not good. Pretend that the Master is driving the car. Things will be OK."

Prem immediately holds on to the steering wheel and is more attentive to the road.

Amar: " I told you, thinking of Master makes you drive like you ought to!"

Prem: "Not entirely true. I just not sure if Master can handle a stick shift."

On the Lighter Side

A man died and went to the gates of the Brighter World. The keeper looked at him with love and said to his henchmen, "I still see remains of some scar huh? Ship him back to earth".